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egberts:

do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass

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Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off.
Richard Pryor (via bl-ossomed)

shutupaubrey:

[12 year old white girl voice] talk to me !! i don’t bite… hard(: <3

h0ckeymom:

i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor

kansass:

Eyebrows so strong they bench press 350

awwww-cute:

He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently

awwww-cute:

He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently